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1_--HuMoR--_ Empty _--HuMoR--_ Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:13 am

Assassin


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What will you do when you get as big as your mother the teacher asked a student whos mother was very fat.
The girl replied in her deepest voice,DIET!

2_--HuMoR--_ Empty _--HuMoR--_ Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:14 am

Assassin


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Teacher:Your age on last birthday?
Student:7yrs
Teacher:Your age on your next birthday?
Student:9yrs
Teacher:How?
Student:Mam, I am 8yrs today

3_--HuMoR--_ Empty _--HuMoR--_ Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:25 am

Assassin


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Principal:Well, at least theres one thing I can say about your son.
Parent:Whats that?
Principal:With grades so low, he surely doesnt cheat.

4_--HuMoR--_ Empty _--HuMoR--_ Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:26 am

Assassin


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Invigilator in examination hall to Little Jhonny: I hope I didnt see you looking at Tims paper.
Little Johnny: I hope the same too.

5_--HuMoR--_ Empty _--HuMoR--_ Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:54 pm

Assassin


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Daughter:Mom, is it true that in India a woman does not know her husband until she marries him?
Mom:This is a universal fact dear.

6_--HuMoR--_ Empty _--HuMoR--_ Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:55 pm

Assassin


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Musician:Is the music sweet?
Boy:Its more or less like the one which my father plays.
Musician:Is your father a musician?
Boy:No,hes a carpenter.

7_--HuMoR--_ Empty _--HuMoR--_ Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:57 pm

Assassin


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One day Tom felt very sick and he went to the hospital...
Nurse:Tom,the doctor is here to see you.
Tom:Tell him,I cant see him.Im sick.

8_--HuMoR--_ Empty _--HuMoR--_ Wed Jan 28, 2009 9:58 pm

Assassin


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There were 2 apples on a counter.
The first apple says hi to the other apple.
The second apple yells in shock, oh my God, a talking apple!

9_--HuMoR--_ Empty _--HuMoR--_ Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:12 pm

Assassin


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Wife asks hubby to change the baby diaper.
Hubby:Will do the next one!
Next time she asks,hubby replies,I didnt mean the next diaper,I meant the next baby



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10_--HuMoR--_ Empty _--HuMoR--_ Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:14 pm

Assassin


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Why is psycho analysis quicker for men than for women?
Because when its time to go back to childhood, men are already there!

11_--HuMoR--_ Empty Re: _--HuMoR--_ Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:15 pm

Assassin


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Santas farm chicken keep dying.
Dealer asks,Whats wrong, your chicken keep dying?
Santa:I know where I am going wrong, I think I am planting them too deep.



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12_--HuMoR--_ Empty _--HuMoR--_ Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:17 pm

Assassin


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A man with his dog asks barber:How much?
Barber:Rs-500 for the dog, Rs-100 for you
He:But why the difference?
Barber:You dont bite, do you?

13_--HuMoR--_ Empty _--HuMoR--_ Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:33 pm

Assassin


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Newly-wed groom:Do you think you will be able to live on my small income?
Bride:Of course, dearest, no trouble but what will you live on?

14_--HuMoR--_ Empty _--HuMoR--_ Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:34 pm

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Sardarji:I would like some vitamins for my grandson
Clerk:Sir,vitamin A,B or C?
Sardarji:Any will do, my grandson doesnt know the alphabets yet!

15_--HuMoR--_ Empty _--HuMoR--_ Wed Jan 28, 2009 10:35 pm

Assassin


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Mom: Have you given the goldfish fresh water?
Child:No Mommy, they still have not finished the water I gave them last week.

16_--HuMoR--_ Empty --HuMoR-- Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:17 pm

Assassin


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Teacher:Bobby! join these 2 sentences together.
I was cycling to school.I saw a dead body.
Bobby:(while thinking) I saw a dead body cycling to school.

17_--HuMoR--_ Empty --HuMoR-- Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:20 pm

Assassin


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Question:What does 98 stand for in windows 98?
Answer:It stands for number of times it hangs in a day.

18_--HuMoR--_ Empty --HuMoR-- Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:23 pm

Assassin


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Question:How would you identify banta singh in a submarine?
Answer:He will be the only one with a parachute tied to his back.

19_--HuMoR--_ Empty --HuMoR-- Mon Feb 23, 2009 8:24 pm

Assassin


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Sardar bought a new mobile.
He called everyone from his Phone Book & said My Mobile No.has changed.Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610.

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