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1_.-:* Funny :d :d :d *:-._ Empty _.-:* Funny :d :d :d *:-._ Mon Dec 01, 2008 2:42 pm

r0ck3r

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chhaar dino ka vacation Oo Rabba

Lambi parhai
Lambi parhai

parhne me dil mera lage kabhi na
parhne se jaan meri jaye hamesha
kitne zamane baad Oo Rabba,

tulla lagaya
tulla lagayaaa
soya raha me classon me apni
teacher se rooz rooz pitt ke me aaya
kitna pitta hoon sooj gaya hon
chalna phirna bhool gaya hon
chhar dino ka vacation Oo Rabba

lambi parhai
lambi parhai. lol! lol! cheers lol!

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2_.-:* Funny :d :d :d *:-._ Empty Re: _.-:* Funny :d :d :d *:-._ Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:18 pm

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Aik sharif aadmi shadi k baad apni ?V se bola,"Aj se tm meri zindgi ho,farhat ho,musarrat ho". ?V boli,"Marey liay b aaj se aap hi naveed ho,irfan ho,imran ho"

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3_.-:* Funny :d :d :d *:-._ Empty Re: _.-:* Funny :d :d :d *:-._ Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:18 pm

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Pathan:Mere bache honge to 1 ko Karachi or 1 ko Lahore chor aonga. 2nd pathan:woh Q? 1 pathan:kal TV per bata rahe they k bachon k darmiyan wakfa zarori hy :d :d :d

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4_.-:* Funny :d :d :d *:-._ Empty Re: _.-:* Funny :d :d :d *:-._ Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:19 pm

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Teacher said to Ahmed translate this into urdu.. Teacher: Aslam united his mother and sister.. Ahmed: Aslam ne uski maa bhen ek kr di... :p :p :p

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5_.-:* Funny :d :d :d *:-._ Empty Re: _.-:* Funny :d :d :d *:-._ Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:20 pm

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Ek pathan apne kuty k 7 film SHOLAY dekhne gya VIRO ne kha bsanti in kuton k samny mt nachna pthan khra ho kr bola kuty ka ticket lia ha tera to bap bi nachy ga lol!

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6_.-:* Funny :d :d :d *:-._ Empty Re: _.-:* Funny :d :d :d *:-._ Mon Dec 01, 2008 3:22 pm

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Tofani barish mein rat ko, shop per 1 admi pizza lenay aya SHOPKEEPER Aap married hein? Admi:Is tofani barish mein aur kya meri maa mujay pizza lene baije ge.. lol!

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7_.-:* Funny :d :d :d *:-._ Empty Re: _.-:* Funny :d :d :d *:-._ Tue Dec 02, 2008 10:22 am

chekokhan



Mil Gaya,
Oye Hoye Mil Gaya,
Balle-Balle Mil Gaya,
DHINCHAK DHINCHAK Mil Gaya,
Apna Sara Kaam Chod Ke Fizool ka SMS Padnewala Ek aur...
"BEWAKUF"Mil Gaya Very Happy

8_.-:* Funny :d :d :d *:-._ Empty Funny Sunny Sun Jan 11, 2009 3:05 pm

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Pewasta-e-Shajar se
tu Umeed-e-Bahar rakh.....

Bachay 2 hi Achhay

Biviyaan beshak 4 rakh..........
:-)

9_.-:* Funny :d :d :d *:-._ Empty Funny Sunny Sun Jan 11, 2009 3:08 pm

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Pewasta-e-Shajar se
tu Umeed-e-Bahar rakh.....

Bachay 2 hi Achhay

Biviyaan beshak 4 rakh..........
:-)

10_.-:* Funny :d :d :d *:-._ Empty Funny Sun Jan 11, 2009 3:10 pm

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TEACHER: Agr Sachy Dil sy RAB sy Dua ki jay tou woh ZARUR puri hoti hai.

STUDENT: Rehny dain Madam.

Agar aisa hota tou aaj Ap Meri Biwi hoti.. :-)@

11_.-:* Funny :d :d :d *:-._ Empty Funny Sun Jan 11, 2009 3:17 pm

Assassin


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Hitler says,
“There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary”
Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah?
“Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na”Very Happy

12_.-:* Funny :d :d :d *:-._ Empty Funny Sun Jan 11, 2009 3:19 pm

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Sardar ne chohty Qad ki Larki se shadi ki

Kisi ne pucha tm ne aisa Q kiya

Sardar bola mery Waalid ne kaha tha k

Museebt jitni chhoti ho utni achi ha... Wink

13_.-:* Funny :d :d :d *:-._ Empty Funny Sun Jan 11, 2009 3:21 pm

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BOY:
Mein Tumhe
Bangla Dilaonga,
Car Dilaonga,
Sonay Ka Dhair Laga Donga!

GIRL:
Acha Ye Batao Sham Ko Park Aoge?

BOY:
Han Agr Ami Ne Bus Ka Karaya De Dya Tou!

14_.-:* Funny :d :d :d *:-._ Empty Funny Sun Jan 11, 2009 3:22 pm

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Sardar to his son: Beta tu SHER da putar hai or
wo sher Mein hon!

Son: papa school Mein Miss b yehi bolti hai k..?

tu insan ki nahi kisi JANWAR ki OLAAD hai..

15_.-:* Funny :d :d :d *:-._ Empty Funny Poetry Sun Jan 11, 2009 3:25 pm

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Yeh Soch Kar Ke Wo Khirki Se Jhaank Lein Shaayad..




Gali Mein Khailtey Bachey Laraa Diye Hum Ne...

16_.-:* Funny :d :d :d *:-._ Empty Funny Sun Jan 11, 2009 3:31 pm

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Sardar maleria se kaanp raha tha.

Doctor aya or pucha: Kya hua hai?

Us ki beti ne kaha: Bimari da te kuj pta nai par Abba swair da "VIBRATION" te lga hoya aa.

17_.-:* Funny :d :d :d *:-._ Empty Funny Sun Jan 11, 2009 3:36 pm

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Child:"Maa is baar Hum Saray Patakhe is Shop se lenge"
Maa:"Lekin Beta ye to Girls Hostel hai"
Child: Papa to kehte hain k Sari Phool-Jhariyan yahin milti hain

18_.-:* Funny :d :d :d *:-._ Empty Funny Sun Jan 11, 2009 3:40 pm

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Warning: kamzoor dil k hazraat ye msg na perhain.
Ek princess elan kerti hai. Jo admi 3 glass thook piyega, main us say shadi karoon gi.
1 sardar bola main piyon ga, wo 2 glass pe ker ruk jata hai.
Princess kehti hai. Kiun haar gay kia?
Sardar bola: nahi balgham chaba raha hoon.
(";")

19_.-:* Funny :d :d :d *:-._ Empty Funny Sun Jan 11, 2009 3:47 pm

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At the bus stop,
a man enterd the bus
and
shouted out loudly

"Dont try to move from ur seats,






sheeda kulfian wala aap chal k twaday kol aaey ga!

20_.-:* Funny :d :d :d *:-._ Empty Funny Sun Jan 11, 2009 3:52 pm

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1 ADMI Hospital Me Ro Raha Tha.
PATHAN:
Q Ro Rahe Ho?

ADMI:
Blood Test Krwana Ha UNGLI KATNI Paregi.
PATHAN B Rone Laga & Bola Maine To PISHAB TEST Krwana hy.

21_.-:* Funny :d :d :d *:-._ Empty Funny Sun Jan 11, 2009 3:54 pm

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Husband & wife dono hotel mai gae tu 1 larki ne hello kia
Wife: Kon thi ye?
Husband: Tum plz Mera dimag kharab mat karo!
Abi usko bhi batana hai k tum kon ho!!

22_.-:* Funny :d :d :d *:-._ Empty Funny Sun Jan 11, 2009 3:57 pm

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What is Business.. ?

Dad: I want u 2 marry a girl of my choice.
Son: No !
Dad: The girl is Bill Gates's daughter.
Son: Then ok !

Dad goes 2 Bill Gates...
Dad: I want ur daughter 2 marry my son.
Bill Gates: No !
Dad: My son is the CEO of the World Bank.
Bill gates: Then ok !

Dad goes 2 the president of the World Bank..
Dad: Apoint my son as CEO of ur Bank.
President: No !
Dad: He is da son-in-law of Bill Gates.
President: Then ok !

This is BUSINESS.

23_.-:* Funny :d :d :d *:-._ Empty Funny Sun Jan 11, 2009 4:01 pm

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Ek ameer larki ko school mai gareeb khandaan pe essay likhne ko kaha gaya

ESSAY:ek gareeb khandaan tha
baap gareeb maa gareeb bachey gareeb
khandaan mai 4 nauker the wo b gareeb
car b toti hoe accord thi
unka gareeb driver usi toti car mai bacho ko school chor kr ata tha
bacho k pas purane N95 mobile the
bachey hafte mai 3 bar hi chicken khatey the
ghar mai sirf 4 purane A.C the
sara khandaan bari mushkil se aash kr raha tha...:-)

24_.-:* Funny :d :d :d *:-._ Empty Funny Sun Jan 11, 2009 4:03 pm

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A suicide bomber to Mulla Umer
(TALEBAAN Leader).

Sir jee, barood thora kam dala karen, mein to jannat se bhi aage nikal gaya tha :-D:-D

25_.-:* Funny :d :d :d *:-._ Empty Funny Sun Jan 11, 2009 4:06 pm

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Lub pe aati hai dua ban k tamanna meri,

Zindagi bomb se ho mehfooz khudaya meri,

Na koi bomb dhamakay se ura de mujh ko,

Muft mein jam e shahadat na pila dy mujko,

Meray Allah larai se bachana mujh ko,

Aur sikha dy koi bandooq chalana mujh ko,

Naam e Islam ki hurmat ko bacha lay ya Rab,

Waqt k saray kamino ko utha lay ya Rab,

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